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THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF

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liars


people who cheat


people who live to "work the system"


rain when I want sunshine





calling the social security office, and the first question you hear is, "do you want this message in emglish or in spanish?" its the fucking social security office for christs sake! If you dont speak english, you should not be calling the social security office!!!!


not taking care of your kids

enabelers


people who allow themselves to BE enabled


grey hairs on my head


wrinkles on my face


burned coffee in the drive through


cell phones at the table


people who know it all


pimples


people on talk shows


braggarts


over steppers



people who think that they are better


nasty smells


making typos

pests

bad drivers

people with bad breath or BO that wont do anything about it

drama

my kids argueing

incompetant people in high positions

my good computer being broken

not losing weight fast enough

pants too big, pants too small...none fit!

typing with long nails

my hair

clutter

bad music

people who let thier children beg in the street, they should do it themselves


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